If graduation is right around the corner, why not add some humor to this occasion with this, my top ten funny graduation quotes. Consider using them on new calendar for your grad to take to college, on greeting cards or in a toast to the guy or girl of the hour.
You have brains in your head, You have shoes on your feet. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you want. You are the guy to decide where to go. - Dr. Seuss, beloved author of Horton Hears a Who and Cat in the Hat.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success. -Robert Orben
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child raising, they are now unemployed. – Erma Bombeck
I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest. -Stefan Bergman (especially after you get their ACT and SAT scores).
At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.- Paul Freund
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. -Gary Bolding
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance! -Andy McIntyre
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. -Gary Bolding
All our dreams can come true…if we have the courage to pursue them. – Walt Disney
Which one is your favorite?
